Monday, 23 March 2015

The Phoenix has Risen



The tree came down on our brand new house on 23 June 2014 but only now has the phoenix finished rising from the rubble, branches and leaf litter.  With the roof, the Vergola, the windows and a dozen other things finally fixed or replaced our glass-peppered leather lounges were carted off just the other week, the last of the insurance company’s responsibilities.  We are now officially back to where we were eight months ago but with new lounges!  Of course we were quite happy with the old ones and had also rather counted on the tree remaining in place but ‘the best laid plans o’ mice an’ men gang aft agley!’

Our amazing landscaper, Ray and his apprentices Jacob and Josh, worked on throughout the repairs to complete and recomplete their tasks so all planned structures are now in place and Tony, Peter and I are working away at various other outdoor projects appropriate to older gentlemen.  A lot of that has involved preparing and planting, something which I have found extremely satisfying.  The bones of the garden are now in place with some infill to come over the next year or two. 

It has been an absolute treat to create something from scratch – a living, growing and producing garden, not a glossy magazine monoculture.  We have all kinds of trees and shrubs: natives; exotics; veggies; fruit trees; ferns; and flowers.  There are also family favorites from a generation or two back including leculias, lilacs and a free-standing wisteria.  The two ponds are bursting with plants and creatures as well and we're lovin' Annie's magnificent water feature.  It wasn’t my intention, but what we seem to have created is a permaculture of sorts.  The paths and retaining walls have formalised it but there are mixed plantings galore with plants that support one another and us – just like gardens used to be.

It’s a wonderful distraction from Tony Abbott’s Flying Circus.  Who’d have ever thought I’d miss the ‘good old Howard days’.  I’d sooner Menzies at the helm than this egocentric thug!

Since Scott Morrison was moved to Social Services from Immigration and Boarder Protection, having done all that he could possibly do to asylum seekers short of harvesting their organs, it has been made extremely clear that Peter and I do not have the same rights as other Australian citizens.

With some money left over from the change in houses, I decided to take Peter on a trip to the UK which will be my first ever visit to anywhere in Europe.  It wasn’t long before I discovered that disability benefit recipients can only be absent from the country for 28 days in any 12 months – Heil Scott Morrison!  This means only three weeks on the ground by the time you subtract travel and the inevitable recovery time given that Peter does have a brain injury!  All benefits are means tested which is fair enough, so Peter only gets a small one but it’s the difference between watching what goes in the shopping trolley and living a normal life.  It also gives us the card which saves thousands each year in pharmaceuticals – the precious card that is craved by all Australians of pension age.

To cut a VERY long story short, by having Peter declared permanently disabled and incapable of work – which I thought he already was – we can stay away for longer and without penalty.  The madness is I only want an extra week and for that we have to go through yet another assessment with more reports and more time and money wasted.

It was then that a thought occurred to me.  I have, by the Grace of Gough, enjoyed seven years of free tertiary education which provided me with all kinds of opportunities including the wherewithal to navigate systems and also stand up and confidently speak my mind.  I had the privilege of working with the Benevolent Society some years ago, designing and delivering courses to public housing residents – all good and decent people who didn’t necessarily have that confidence, people who I witnessed take things like this on the chin.

So I took the matter of voiceless people up with our local member, Philip Ruddock, at his electoral office.  It was the week after Abbott had his post spill vote tanty and sacked Ruddock as Chief Government Whip so he had time up his sleeve.  All in all it was a positive exchange and Philip is arranging for me to meet with the appropriate minister to discuss the shocking lack or rehabilitation opportunities and carer support in our community.  They exist for people injured in motor vehicle accidents because of an insurance scheme but Julie Gillard’s luminary Disability Insurance Scheme, designed to assist the rest of us, has been put on a very low back burner.  I shall go down fighting!

Moving ‘home’ has proved a good decision, feeling right from Day 1. Despite Hornsby Shire Council being tightly tucked up in bed with property developers, Peter and I shall be dead by the time five storey apartments reach Hornsby Heights so for now we are enjoying the peace and space.  I fact we have named our house Manoah which means rest and quiet. 

Manoah was the father of Samson and no, I haven’t had a religious revival.  Manoah was the name of my grandparents' original property and it predates their ownership.  Our land is the only remaining block of that parcel still in family hands so it seemed appropriate to carry on the name.  Having made that decision though I discovered several nursing homes that are similarly styled – I suppose it’s the rest and quiet thing that also appealed to us.

Our five chooks have been a particular joy and are extremely therapeutic.   Each is named for a significant woman with all but Sylvia, who was named after a dear late friend, having earned a secondary name based upon their unique personality.  The two black ones – Oodgeroo Noonuccal and Truganini – became Darth and Vadar (collectively ‘The Dark Side’) on their very first weekend but have settled down considerably following some chook-whispering and behavior modification.  Margaret Whitlam is clearly the brains behind the bunch and has been extremely good at organising ‘Chicken Run’ style breakouts.  Her secondary name is Little Miss Naughty.  Hazel Hawke bounces with excitement every time you go into the chook yard.  She reminds me of an adolescent Labrador, so she in Bouncer.  And Sylvia remains Sylvia, reliable, steadfast and gentle just like her namesake.

Do look out for a report on ‘The Circumcision – Part 2’ next month.  Some 60.5 years on from my initial ring-barking I’m going in for multiple snips in a different location.  And circumcision is exactly what it has been likened to but this time it will be oral.  It seems that 30+ years of blood pressure medication has caused my gums to become fibrous and begin to grow down my teeth so I’m up for a rather messy ‘gum-lift’.  I am NOT looking forward to this one little bit although a couple of nights in a small private hospital that is a repurposed Walter Burley Griffin will be an architectural experience.  I have been known to drive around Castlecrag in order to lust after his designs, now I shall bleed inside one of them!

We have the usual spread of appointments but hope to find a week or so to head north later in autumn.  It’s been a couple of years since we visited Armidale and friends there and who knows, we may even make it as far as the Gold Coast so put the kettle on, Aunty Joan!









Saturday, 13 December 2014

Southern Summer Solstice 2014



Season’s greetings one and all.  With any luck you have received this electronically.   Last year I vowed to can Australia Post because of its price gouging but have relented to a small degree.  If you aren't techno-savy the letters will continue but this is it for the rest of you - we go fully eFestive from 2015 so please ensure I have your email address.   We have donated what we would have spent on postage to people who live life without the choices we take for granted.  Next year we’d like to spend more on them - glenn-cawthorne@rocketmail.com

Well, what a year it’s been!  After far too many delays the new house at Hornsby Heights was finally nearing completion so we put Newington on the market in February.  If you’ve ever sold a house you know what sort of work that entails.  Now I have to tell you, Peter and I are hoarders, that’s all there is to it.  Newington looked neat enough most of the time provided you didn’t open cupboards, go into the garage or look beyond the study door.  Sorting, packing and moving was an ordeal – even with packers and movers on board – but we did it.  And Newington pulled more than we expected so that covered the major budget blow-outs on the build at Hornsby Heights.

Moving “home” to Hornsby felt right.  We were in a house of our own design which we had watched evolve and all was briefly right with the world, in fact wonderfully right.  Then a fucking big tree fell on our new house!  I’m sorry but it has to be said exactly that way.  It crushed a $25,000 Vergola which had only been up for two weeks; took out a chunk of roof and a couple of our custom made sets of floor to ceiling louvre windows which sent glass shrapnel flying into the big room at such a pace that it peppered the leather lounges and had to be dug out.  One of the two newly completed ponds was damaged; the new chook yard flattened; outdoor furniture took on bizarre new forms and many of the plants that were safely stored awaiting planting became very expensive compost as the extremely solid 30m scribbly gum crashed to earth ripping up our four day old lawn as it went.  In short it was a shocker!  But here comes the Universal Reality Check…

1.     We weren’t home – hallelujah!
2.    Our amazing landscapers, Ray and Jacob, left the site just minutes before the tree came down.  Had they not done so they would have been killed. 
3.    It smashed our house, not next door where our lovely neighbour Sal was just two metres away with both of her young kids. 
4.    Kevin was locked safely in the front of the house – surprised but unscathed.

It’s not always easy to put on your Pollyanna hat, or to even find it midst the rubble, branches and leaf litter, but that’s what we did.  There are millions of people on this planet who don’t have homes; billions who don’t have one that’s within coo-ee of what we are fortunate enough enjoy – even with a hole in it.  There was only one thing to do and that was release a primal yell then suck it up and call the insurance company.

The Youi assessor showed promise at first but then rapidly demonstrated that he was effectively incapable of arranging even a simple copulatory experience in a house of ill-repute.  It took two months to appoint a repairer and then things ground to a halt yet again.  We are still a work-in-progress as I prepare this draft in late-November.  Ray the Amazing Landscaper repaired all his work in no time at all and we also have a brand new Vergola named Lazarus.  Bizarrely enough, Laz was up before the roof was properly fixed which speaks volumes about the Vergola people but not Bay Building.  The tarpaulins were becoming both a fixture and a major distraction just as the plywood outlook from the sitting area of the big room was until last week but I need to reflect upon my Universal Reality Check and the millions of poor souls who live life under plastic or worse.

The major bright spot of 2014 was a reunion with two friends I hadn’t seen for 36 years.  It’s a long story but I when I fed three US quarters into a map machine at the Los Angeles Greyhound Terminal in 1978 two maps came out so I chased after some people I’d met on the airport bus and gave them the spare.  That set in train a magical chain of events which has enriched both our lives in so many ways.  Lin, from Durham, England; and Carol, from Boston, Massachusetts; have been a major part of that process.

Peter and I flew up to Cairns to meet them in August.  Lin flew in from the UK via Hong Kong and Carol arrived via just about every airport between Boston and Far North Queensland a few hours later.  It was wonderful beyond everyone’s expectations and we had the most amazing time in and around Cairns; on Green Island out on the rapidly failing Great Barrier Reef (see what’s left very quickly); and then back finally in Sydney.

As the year wore on and Pinocchio Abbott’s nose grew longer and longer we began to wonder what happened to the Murdoch gutter press and radio shock jocks who so mercilessly crucified Julia Gillard just 12 month earlier.  A male prime minister can apparently lie his arse off with absolute impunity - especially if he’s a bullyboy thug – but let a woman try to call the nation’s biggest polluters to order and it’s another story.  Sadly, truth and justice count for little in our brave new Australia and equity is just as fanciful a concept as John Howard’s myth of mateship.

To end, I borrow from the Thanksgiving tradition of our Canadian and American friends. 

I am thankful for my sister and brother-in-law, Jan and Tony, without whom our lives would simply not work.  I am thankful for my parents, Ruth and Neville, whose bequest of land made our retirement home a reality.  I am thankful for our friends and remaining family who pick us up, dust us off and give us love.  I am thankful for Kevin, our indulged cat-shaped-being, who provides us with immense joy.  I am thankful for the social service and medical safety nets we still enjoy in this nation – rights we must all fight to preserve!  I am thankful for the healthcare professionals who saved Peter’s life and who still offer us great support in what has become a diminished and all-too-narrow life experience.   And finally, I am thankful for this planet which sustains us all. 

Tread gently upon the Earth this coming rotation and return the blessings you’ve received.
Do something kind for someone you’ll never ever meet.

Glenn, Peter Lyle, Kevin Osama, Fluffy, Uranus, Baby Blue & the Significant Women

Updates 

Yes, the Significant Woman have arrived – five chooks named for our amazing late friend, Sylvia Cross; great Australian, Hazel Hawke; the magnificent Margaret Whitlam; Indigenous poet and activist, Ooodgeroo Noonuccal; and Truganini, last of the full-blood Tasmanian Aboriginals.  If you haven’t already guessed, Oodgeroo and Truganini are black.

After yet another trades failure I lost it big time and sprayed like a tomcat.  As a result, five trades and two supervisors arrived on one day and all repairs bar the sliding security screen are now complete.  We’re blinded by the light at the end of the tunnel.


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