Saturday 16 May 2020

Return of the Native 2.1 - Part 4 - Dublin & South


We arrived in Ireland by boat which is the same way my great-great grandmother, Julia Anne Scanlan left 180 years ago.  Of course our journeys have been different in every conceivable way but I like to think our footsteps might have crossed somewhere in the Dublin Quays.

Julia Ann and her sister Mary Jane were orphans who left Ireland to re-establish themselves in a Australia just a few years shy of The Great Famine.  Had they not done so I wouldn’t be writing this and none of you would be reading it.  I fact a number of you, just like me, would simply not exist.  I’m thinking specifically of Rae Roy, Anna Cawthorne, Tanya Strasburg, Nancy Backhouse and Richard Cawthorne plus a few hundred others.

Julia was already a very brave young woman for taking the plunge into an unknown future on the other side of the world but then she did what must have been unthinkable for a Roman Catholic woman of her time, she not only married my Methodist great-great grandfather, William Baker, but she also converted back in the day that earned you an eternity in hell along with all the unbaptised babies. 

But of course there have been numerous revisions since Julia’s day.  She’s apparently no longer is hell and her life with William was a successful one.  They built a home and a farm and raised a family.  Their daughter Bertha, married my great-grandfather, John William Cawthorne, a native of Lincolnshire who made the move to Australia some years earlier and you can work the rest out from there.

Immigration is our past and immigration is our future.

We took a shuttle from the ferry to the nearby light rail stop where the Luas whisked us of through town to the Ashling Hotel just across the River Liffey from Heuston Station which was the departure point for our six-day rail tour of Ireland which began early next morning.

The Luas heading back across Sean Heuston Bridge near of hotel
I was reminded of the two times during the early mid-60s when my mother and grandfather abandoned me at Hornsby Station to be transported away to National Fitness Camp quite against my will.  The first was Myuna Bay and as if that hadn’t been cruel enough then to Point Wollstonecraft, two years later, it being possible to see one from the other across a shark infected bay in Lake Macquarie.  Both places instilled in me a lifelong hatred of Brussels sprouts and organised fun.

“Look for the company representative wearing the bright yellow jacket” read the “Day 1” page of the orientation package we’d been given at the hotel and there he was just as lively as one might possibly be in bright yellow.  “Top of the morning to you gentlemen” he chirped in Irish brogue and I immediately thought “My god, this is the Irish version of Michael Portillo!”  He was certainly dressed for the part. 

It was a 7.00am departure and we’d been up since just before 6.00am so I wasn’t yet in happy camper mode but did sense there was tale worthy source material in some of the other campers who were beginning to gather about and involve Seamus in their happy snaps while he was attempting to give us all name tags, more paperwork to add to our orientation packages and teach us a few basic words of Gaelic like please, thank you and shut the fuck up Darrel and Corrine from Flint, Michigan!

Darrel and Corrine were Irish-Americans and fiercely proud of both sides of their hyphen.  We hadn’t even made it to the train before we learned that their ancestors had left Ireland about the same time as Julia and Mary.  In fact, I rather think those ancestors might have been just as closely related as Julia and Mary and had kept it pretty much that way right down through the generations but more about our evangelical Republican voting MAGAs a little later on.

The train rolled out of Heuston Street Station right on time with a chirpy commentary from somebody unseen as we passed through the south-western suburbs of Dublin and on to the lush green Curragh of Kildare.  Then it was Tipperary which may have been a long way from London when the song was written but it isn’t really that far from Dublin on a train these days

We alighted at Cork and climbed aboard the bus for our trip to Blarney Castle where I refused to climb 127 steps just to wait in line to kiss a filthy old stone so we hit the gardens instead and lovely they were.  It was also a chance to get away from Darrel and Corrine who, having not yet worked out that we were gay agnostic socialists that firmly believe Donald Trump to be the anti-Christ, had rather disturbingly attached themselves to us.  I can only imaging it was the radiant charm I exude early in the morning much like the stench of garlic and cigarettes from the pores of a cheap Parisian prostitute.

Blarney Castle & gardens
After that it was on to the Port of Cobh where I’m certain I heard Corrine speaking in tongues.  This, after all, was where their family had departed Ireland for America like millions of others.  I had to leave the Flintstones at this point because having been so moved by the immigration story at Ellis Island in New York nearly 20 years ago I really needed to experience the emigration story from Ireland in relative silence. 

Cork
Yes, it was here that I renamed Darrell and Corrine Fred and Wilma, coming from Flint as they did, and that came back to bite me one evening after a pint or three of Guinness but never mind.

From there it was back onto a train and off to our accommodation for the next two nights in Killarney.  Once settled we fair sprinted out of the hotel and back a few blocks to a Thai restaurant we’d passed on the way in from the station being quite sure Fred and Wilma would be searching for a burger joint.  We didn’t see then again until breakfast next morning when I recommended Fred try the black pudding.  I assured him it was really just a darker version of a McDonald’s sausage patty which saw him bolt for the buffet.  He told me that while it was indeed a bit like a Sausage and Egg McMuffin without the encumbrance of the egg or muffin it also tasted a like moose and went back for more.  Yabba Dabba Do!

Killarney

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